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Gmork - 2014-09-11

That would have been far more entertaining than some asshat camping everyone with a tank for... ever.


EvilHomer - 2014-09-11

Yo. I also camp with sniper rifles and an attack chopper.


Gmork - 2014-09-11

Don't even think you could get one over on me, EvilHomer. Games are my job.


EvilHomer - 2014-09-12

Dude, I've got a 20-1 kill ratio on GTA:Online. I am KING Cockbag. It's actually one of the reasons why I quit playing; I was ashamed of myself for reducing lesser GTAers to tears.

Honestly, sniper + chopper was my favorite method of hunting, because I killed so many people with my tank it stopped being fun.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-09-11

Oh Canada.


Mother Lumper - 2014-09-11

We found some naughty stuff that upsets people so we're gonna show it to you, too!


That guy - 2014-09-11

All virtual rape is rape.


Hooker - 2014-09-11

"That's deplorABLE.. and should not be alLOWED... ANYwhere...." says the naggy left-y whacko chick.

We're in the middle of one of those left-right changeovers as it pertains to free speech, aren't we? The left has just decided to take up the position of what you should-and-should-not be able to say, right? I'd call it retarded, but whoops.


That guy - 2014-09-11

How DARE you!!


Caminante Nocturno - 2014-09-11

They're even starting to gather their own collection of insufferable pundits that make a living feeding them their own opinions back to them.


Ryo-Cokey - 2014-09-11

The Left? Insufferably authoritarian? How novel.


Bobonne - 2014-09-11

Ryo-Cokey! THAT was the dumbass that Rishi scored that legendary 'move to Laos, I hear the Hmong worship retards as demigods' burn on!

Keep being you, guy.


BorrowedSolution - 2014-09-11

How could this even be considered a crime?


dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-09-11

Go ask Tumblr.


BorrowedSolution - 2014-09-11

Hahahaha. Good one.


Change - 2014-09-11

I asked Tumblr, and it said you're a dumb boring fuck.


That guy - 2014-09-11

oh Change, you rascal


Caminante Nocturno - 2014-09-11

Nonsense, there's no way anyone on Tumblr would use a word as triggering as 'fuck'.


Cena_mark - 2014-09-11

The only real crime is the hacking type stuff. Otherwise this rape is not much different than teabagging in Halo.


BorrowedSolution - 2014-09-11

Change is Waugh. Case closed, next!


Spaceman Africa - 2014-09-11

good jokes guys!!! i laughed alot!! :))


BHWW - 2014-09-11

No they would use words like "shitlord" or "douchecanoe" or "bullfuckity bullshit" and other annoying, cloying attempts at "creative" swearing.


Mother_Puncher - 2014-09-11

I like the term "shitlord" because it still implies that I retain a fair amount of power over something instead of being oppressed by everything.

The other 2 terms are triggering to me, BHWW


Change - 2014-09-13

I ate Waugh's heart.


urbanelf - 2014-09-11

I like to shop for dresses for my mother and have tea parties when I play GTA.


Scrimmjob - 2014-09-11

This is pretty cool for the Toronto detectives who now get to sit around playing gta5 all day.


BorrowedSolution - 2014-09-11

It's that one terrible CSI episode come to life. I really hope that there's foot chases and maybe a surfboard mod.


ShiftlessRastus - 2014-09-11

0:14 - "The graphics are so good, this attack is eerily realistic."

Yeah, if there's an invisible podium in the crosswalk.


Old_Zircon - 2014-09-11

Eerily realistic.


StanleyPain - 2014-09-11

This is flat out bullshit. You cannot do any of this stuff in GTA Online, this is all from hacked offline copies.

In GTA Online there is no way, whatsoever, to "lock" someone in your house nor is there any way to prevent them from leaving a situation they are not willingly participating in. I hate when fuckshits like this have to make up shit just so their shrill outrage about some weak issue sounds more serious than it actually is. There's plenty of problems with gender issues, misogyny, rape culture and all that nonsense in video games without having to flat-out make shit up about it to point it out.


BorrowedSolution - 2014-09-11

So this is a case of tumblr feminists making fake rape allegations? Fake VIRTUAL rape allegations? Huh. That's really kind of funny. Thanks for the info.


Old_Zircon - 2014-09-11

4th wave/social media Feminism has set back Feminism decades.


StanleyPain - 2014-09-11

I dunno if you're fucking around or what but there is literally no way to virtually rape someone in GTA Online. You cannot prevent them from leaving a location period. You can log out or join a random job or change servers, or a variety of other things. I'm not saying it hasn't been tried, I'm saying it is not factually correct to claim that these things are possible. Period.


infinite zest - 2014-09-11

When I was a kid I used to make nude Doom wads. Don't ask me why. But yeah. It was a mod. Doom itself was violent but no parent could complain about my little mods. Even if I was able to put them on the internet, well that's like a parent of a small child getting mad because their kid stumbled across Adventure Time deviantart. I haven't played the game, but from what I've seen, there is nudity, like in strip clubs, but no real sex. Just R-rated sex if anything. Fact check me but I don't think the game has full frontal nudity at all. Sure, someone's going to make an avatar with a 12 inch cock if they get the opportunity, but I think they keep in the pants, so to speak.


That guy - 2014-09-13

TITLE CARD:
Tumblr, 3 months later

CUT TO:
GTA V Thread

Labelsareforbottles says:
"And I heard you can unlock a Rape Cultural Institute where you can meet up with other rapists and discuss rape opera and rape sculpture and epic rape poetry, and I heard that you can go to GTA V University and major in Rape Cultural Studies with an emphasis on Virtual Rape, and I heard that if you look up reviews of GTA V, game critics will try to verbally rape you, and they do, and I heard that if you order the GTA V combo at Burger King, the Burger King King olfactorily rapes you and I heard that there's a thread on Reddit where you can learn to NLP someone into involuntarily raping you and I heard that you shouldn't use the gift-wrapping lines at the mall before Christmas, because they're actually gift-raping lines.

It was on the news."


Mother_Puncher - 2014-09-11

I was just playing this game where you murder people for fun and as I was right in the middle of slitting some poor NPC's throat with a commando knife, some neer-do-well teenage punk came up to me, HACKED THE GAME and virtually raped me. The scenes of childish air humping triggered me.


infinite zest - 2014-09-11

Yeah. I hate to say it, because I've known many, women and men, who were victims of sexual assault, many of which were extremely violent. It's not funny. But this is kind of like a vet with PTSD calling for the ban of realistic war games.


Gmork - 2014-09-11

People who don't even like HEARING the word rape shouldn't ever play any xbox live game ever.


The Mothership - 2014-09-11

Triggering. I have had it up to here with this triggering nonsense.


garcet71283 - 2014-09-11

Guess we need to crack down on all those cock emblems in CoD while we are at it.


oddeye - 2014-09-12

Ban fucking EVERTHING


Nikon - 2014-09-12

Or you could choose not to play the game.


oddeye - 2014-09-12

People have the RIGHT to play this violent videogame without being VIRTUALLY RAPED, you fucking life-destroyer.


dairyqueenlatifah - 2014-09-12

Are you implying people have a CHOICE to just IGNORE MEDIA THEY DON'T LIKE and NOT SUPPORT PRODUCTS THAT NO ONE IS FORCING THEM TO CONSUME?!?

You're as bad as Hitler.


That guy - 2014-09-15

Only a RAPIST would think it's the game player's FAULT...
I suppose that EVERYONE who plays GTA V is just ASKING to be VIRTUALLY RAPED BY A MOD.
It doesn't matter if that MOD is part of MULTIPLAYER or NOT.
Did you SEE the VIDEO????? (trigger warning)


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