#notallwomen

The answer to the question "do the ones like these just scream the loudest... and drown the rest out?" in any context is always "yes."

Also these jokes have been around for years, but I remember them being better written last time I heard them.

I really don't have much room for Henry Miller or Bukowski but the real problem isn't the writers so much as their fans. Plus most female novelists are just as bad in their way, they just don't usually get plugged by the Times Literary Supplement.

If you encounter an American woman, just tell her "Stay away from me."

If she persists, tell her "Mama, let me be."

Be alert, as she may come a-hangin' 'round your door.

What's the difference between Bukowski's couch and Freud's?

GET OFF MY COUCH YOU FUCKING WHORE!

It is as you say, good sir; our women all are exactly this terrible. We poor, beleaguered American men can't even say hello to a woman or screw in a lightbulb without first bracing ourselves for the inevitable evisceration of our authoring abilities. Oh, TimidAres, please tame our rebellious women with your penis, you hero of the beach!

She can only perform her stand up comedy if its at a book store and called "poetry".

I never said American men were inferior, or pushovers. In fact, the way your females act it seems youre TOO overbearing.
Youre oppressing them.
Or maybe you arent doing enough for them.
Or maybe they just want to get rid of men altogether.
I really cant keep up with the narrative, it seems to change bi-weekly.

beep-boop

fe-males do not compute

robut is sad

The narrative doesn't really change, it's more than one narrative. Everybody has their own gender politics, that's why it's all such a mess. It's also why people fight tooth and nail over tiny semantic distinctions, because it's so personal to them.

How many female novelists to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they'll whine about being "oppressed" until a man does it for them.







Then they will whine about gender equality because the patriarchy is keeping them down, and women can do anything a man can.
Thus the Ouroboros continues.

Wow, good one Ares! You never disappoint me.

How many hypersensitive male posters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Someone had made a joke at the expense of men on the internet. His clever and groundbreaking "Get me a sandwich" post to Anita Sarkessian's Twitter would have to wait. There was a war to be fought. He applied an extra coating of Axe body spray, just to be safe.

This is preposterous.
How big of a lightbulb does it take for men to even screw in one?

I have a sneaky suspicion TimidAres likes to insert himself unprompted into conversations between strangers with the starting phrase, "Mind if I play Devil's advocate?".

I only made it about a minute in. How many of this person does it take to tell a lightbulb joke with the proper timing?

My name's That guy, and I endorse this ice breaker.

oh that was a mean thing to say. I really appreciate everything you guys do and Katherine Dunn's one of my favorite novelists. Can I have your friend's number? The one right behind you? No, not her..

She's blocking you on purpose.

I think TimidAres is putting on some redditor schtick to get some badly needed attention.

Well, everything collapses into pretty basic forms for you, so I'm not surprised.

>>Thus the Ouroboros continues.

Boy, does it ever!

I really just find SJW types insufferable.

Next, post a bunch of MGTOW guys cracking jokes about Rand, Rowling, Austen, and maybe the Bronte sisters.
Im sure the result would annoy me just as much.

Rand, eh?

>>Next, post a bunch of MGTOW guys cracking jokes about Rand, Rowling, Austen, and maybe the Bronte sisters.
Im sure the result would annoy me just as much.

Hard to imagine those guys reading anything you can't fap to.

Yeah, I didn't finish it because of the sound and because of the jokes being mostly old, but it's not particularly bad, just unremarkable.

Most of them are so non-sequiturial that they don't really qualify as lightbulb jokes. It'd be easy to insert a quantity into the quote. But maybe that's the point, I dunno.

I mean here goes, How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Less Than Zero. See?

I just wish I could remember where I've heard these jokes before. It was 2 or 3 years ago.

It was probably this

http://the-toast.net/2013/11/04/male-novelist-jokes/

It was going all about the facebooks. Same person.

Ah, OK. I probably heard them from someone who heard them of Facebook then. I take back my main criticism then.

I mean, the "you wouldn't understand" one works perfectly, as does another, but it'd be easy to make it like "how many.." "Just one man, but he changed it in the wrong building in New York City.." etc. etc. These punchlines are just some quotes from some reading books what without pictures.

One, provided he's sober.