I love when commercials clearly want to use a song without paying for the rights so they create a thinly veiled knock off. That's clearly a second rate "Wang Chung" playing, right?

Having that woman as a mother would be a 24-hour wide awake nightmare.

No wonder the kid's terrified of girls.

I remember this. :(

I think Graham Greene was kicked out Hollywood for commenting on the sexualization of Shirley Temple. This is probably just as bad.

THE PARENTS WHO BOUGHT YOU THIS ARE LAME!!!

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=94630

Damn anything goes at Pizza Hut! From Health Code violations to unsupervised kids' parties. The one by my house had a Robocop arcade game so I was in there a lot but I've somehow never had the pizza. We'd always get Papa Aldos (now Papa Murphys) and I was always kind of jealous of the kids who got to go to pizza hut. We went to this place across the street from a stirp club/steakhouse after soccer games that had arcade games and a little slide but the pizza tasted like cardboard.

Jerome and his bitches know how to party.

All the birthday pizza parties I went to were at Papa Gino's, no wonder I wasn't getting any.

And that little boy grew up to be Doctor Who.

I was 4 the first time I saw this. I learned the hang a spoon on your nose thing from this.

This is very much like the McDonalds birthday party scene from Mac and Me. I've been to birthdays at both establishments, and neither were even a hundredth as exciting as Hollywood told me they'd be.