They'll still find you.

I like the idea that despite being America's favorite, they're seriously running out of time to tell us that.

I've never had these meatballs, but I'm assuming they're awful. Can anyone vouch for their quality, or lack thereof?

They are really fucking horrible. Meat-flavored grease sponges.

I like how when it ends all the videos are either Pavarotti, Domingo, or Loren. Metaballs.

Only infinite zest could coin such an amazing neologism as "metaballs". The ejaculatory I've been waiting for!