Nice people mostly, but yeah, this is the received wisdom.

If I devoted 20 acres and a few outbuildings to a colony of cats you'd think I was the king of the nutbars. But horses? Nobody bats an eye.

Horses for courses

As someone that lives in "horse country" Pennsylvania, I blame the inbreeding. And the day drinking.

My sister was a horse girl once, and all of her friends were awful. Horse girls are, generally speaking, the worst. A former horse person put this to me in a very succinct way once: "Horse people have control issues." I mean, most issues are essentially control issues, but with horse people it's always glaringly obvious.

Jerry Seinfeld was correct about the pony people.

I worked as a stablehand, and you're not wrong. about 90 percent of the women (they were mostly women) were not very nice people. Control issues, yes. And also severe self-importance.

My aunt was a horse person. I think I've mentioned this before; how she used to keep a horse in our garage, and one day the horse kicked down a wall and broke my grandma's leg, leading to my lifelong pathological fear of horses? Anyway, my aunt's not a mean person. But she does have money (born into it, then after gran and gramps squandered the entire legacy during the 70s, went and married into it), and oh yes she is a bit crazy.

Actually, come to think of it, Ms Prancercize looks exactly like my aunt.

OH FUCK she sounds exactly like my aunt too!!!!!!!!!!!

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what the serious fuck

Oh god I hope that isn't her, I haven't seen or heard from her in over fifteen years, not since she walked out on her last husband.

Is your aunt's name Joanna Rohrback?

YES!!!

No, but for all I know, she could be operating under an alias. She's the kind of person who would do that.

How about Georgette? ( from her possumsize clip )

He's hung like a fucking horse!

That poor zebra has a goiter!

the way it's suppose to be!

Looks like everyone could see her camel...

Till she started fucking a horse.

Now it's all about his... pants issues.