Someone explain to me how this is funny. Please.

It's funny if you get high. On spray paint fumes. Repeatedly, for years.

This must be the New Humor everyone is talking about

Not even funny in an unintentionally awful way.

I wanna meet that dad

I remember when I laughed at the Mooninite terrorist scare...

Get sexy kids!

In a fair world, we could give negative stars

'get sexy kids' indeed

Gonna get his email!

meh