Looks much better in a dress.

They don't make dancing hippies like they used to.

I love watching the homeless dance

Nice. Do it in heels.

completely dispassionate amount of soul while performing a nearly technically flawless dance...hawt

Your classmates won't think you're cool when you dance the Charleston at the prom.

I found the woman I am to many, it seems.

I've got no smile but I've got sole.

yeah, i would probably hit it

Are you kidding Ersatz? I would have loved to see someone bust this shit out at a high school dance.