The finger injury videos are following me around now. After every video; would you like to see some bloody, ripped off fingernails? crusty fungus infection fingernails? We know that's what you like, ashtar.
I hate you, youtube.
That's my reaction every time I cut myself cutting carrots too. Smile through the pain girl. Keep smiling. Big daddy's gonna be right here. BITCH WHY ISN'T MY CARROT CHOPPED UP!?! OH I KNOW, YOU WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEN YOU GO AND GET "CHEERED UP" WITH A PEDICURE AND A HORRIBLE HAND TAT. MEANWHILE MY CARROT HAS BEEN RENDERED USELESS DUE TO BACTERIA :(