I would really, really hate to be Scott right now. I don't know the whole story, but I hope he's not really a hipster who hangs out at hipster bars. One time in Madison, hipsters more-or-less ran Connor Oberst out of town for showing up at one of their bars after a show.
Also compared to some of the hipsters I've been seeing at work tonight, Scott's look is straight up conservative in comparison to, umm, Portland standards :(