I can just imagine the interaction: "Hey Mr. Homeless person, just wait right there on the side of the freeway, as I turn on the camera so I can show how I do this nice thing for you in front of millions." That's the worst kind of philanthropy. Fucking humiliating.
That's my favorite part of this.
But the truly evil part is that he probably genuinely believes that this IS charity, not even knowing himself how terrible of a person he still is, no matter how many filmed cheeseburger hand offs he may do. It is a self-defense mechanism to keep the demons away at night.
There's nothing inherently wrong with someone giving someone a sandwich. If Mr. Bravo wants to do something to help, he should volunteer at a homeless shelter or church's food pantry.
The strange thing is that by doing an act of charity solely to benefit himself, he's acting more clearly in line with that Satanist/Randroid crap than he often does when begging people to give him cash
I'd like to imagine he gets sent to jail and after one week the warden the warden holds a press conference and with a deeply Southern accent proclaims:
"Even from the bowels of solitary confinement, Nick's warbled voice would ring out with torturous speeches. My guards threatened to quit and we had two of his cell mates try to hang themselves. It's just not decent so we are releasing him now. God save you all."