Incredible.

I had to eventually kick a guy off my work's outdoor patio the other night who was saying almost the same things (just replace the urine with a 40 of OE). Just the nicest kind of semi-crazy guy, and I probably could've listened to his words all night, but we had customers (who WERE annoyong). So I'm like "ok man you have to go" and he just goes across the street with no one to talk to. I felt bad so after my shift I gathered all of the beer cans we had sold and gave them to him. My boss was pissed that I did it, like "he'll be back here every day now" kind of shit, but he was thankful and just.. I dunno. Maybe he's in space.

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Does the "only sperm" diet work if you eat someone else's, or does it have to be your own?

"...making it look like gibberish."

Those lying bastards....