Blah blah fetish joke blah blah.

So the second ad seems to imply that they want to stop cams because it lets the people in the audience know that they don't have to go to the fucking theatre any more?

There's something strangely beautiful about anti-piracy PSAs. They're like the millionaire media executive's version of the Ballad of John Henry!

Yonder lies a movie makin' man, Oh Lord
Yonder lies a movie makin' man.

They seem to have stopped anti-piracy things in cinemas where I am. Maybe they finally realized that all the pirated movies come pretty much direct from inside the sudios or whatever.

I'm also reminded of those few years when they started printing patterns of red dots right on the film, which you could see during the movie. Haven't seen those in a long time.

"Piracy is a crime!
So dont steal any boats"

I like that :)

That lady clearly has the hots for Movie Thief, and Siren Man is targeting her for it.

Why people buy crappy video camera versions of movies is beyond me. You can't wait a whole month for it to come out and look decent, even if you are getting it by illegal means?

When I was in Japan, I used to see these clips before the movies played at the theatre I went to. The characters from these clips are so popular that poseable figures of them were released.