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Might be NSFW if your boss realizes it's a penis.
This'd definitely be one of the more interesting ways to get written up for NSFW browsing
I think I saw this on Tosh.0 and didn't bother submitting it because I just assumed it was already here.
There are a lot of other turtle sex videos on here but most of them involve shoes.
Turtle spooge
NINJATURTLESTARHIPHOP.COM
Ugh. The commentary makes this so disturbing. It's one thing to film your turtle ejaculating. But, it's so much worse to surround it and gawk at it, making comments like "That's the most bizarre dick!" and "I never seen so much cum."
I didn't know a turtle could have an exhibitionist fetish.
Needs the "I love being a turtle" tag (might hve an exclamation point).
"Is that turtle PEE?" What a fucking moron.
LOOKIT HIS EYES THEYRE ROLLIN BACK IN HIS HEYAHD
TELL US SPEEDY TELL US WHAT ITS LIKE
"It's a turtlegasm!"