I had about 16 horrible scenarios in my head when the bear showed up ...

That duck had better have a couple more condoms handy, cause he is some kind of amazing duck pimp.

In Soviet Russia you protect condom!

That is the best commercial I've ever seen.

The song is "Calcutta" and I love it.

That's perfect

The hardcore porn music that starts when the bear appers didn't help.

That's false advertising!

No, that's just awesome!

Next time I go bear hunting I'll take one of these with me. It ought to protect me.