I have not seen any of the official release of Hellsing. I vaguely remember it as a VHS at Suncoast Video at the the Waterford Mall in Waterford, MI, where I would occasionally take trips when my parents could afford going beyond the Oakland Mall.
What I'm saying is this video is triggering an impossibly bizarre string of memories that all involve Michigan.
Episode 4 recasts the Nazi sharpshooter woman Rip Van Winkle as the worst sort of tumblr-ite, making with the LOLsorandom! references, obsessed with Dr. Who and Homestuck and going on about "checking your privilege".