Doomsday Prepper Shoots Himself

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Sanest Man Alive

- 2013-10-30

That darn gun just misfired right when his thumb was in front of the barrel! Guns are just so tricky!

memedumpster

- 2013-10-30

There is no "place thumb at end of barrel" step in any process of owning, operating, repairing, or committing suicide, with a gun. The gun cannot go wrong during a step that does not exist.

SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2013-10-30

What about cases of very slow suicide? Whoever dies having shot the most bits off wins, maybe?

Caminante Nocturno - 2013-10-30

I can imagine it being a step in a thickheaded attempt at insurance fraud, too. That only goes to further prove memedumpster's point, though.

Oscar Wildcat

- 2013-10-30

I say the reason he lost his thumb was due to the lack of gun control. Can we all at least agree to that narrow statement? (wink).

memedumpster - 2013-10-30

I'm starting to think that guns need guns to defend themselves from gun owners. Some kind of intelligent weapon bonus or AI or runes of binding or something.

Paracelsus

- 2013-10-30

Only runes of binding kill people

Caminante Nocturno - 2013-10-31

Gun culture objectifies guns.

Cube - 2013-10-31

It wasn't his fault, the coffee was too hot.

duck&cover

- 2013-10-30

If the shit really hit the fan they'd be using him to eke out the Spam.

Syd Midnight

- 2013-10-30

Prepper compounds will be good supply caches for the people who would actually survive the collapse of society.

baleen

- 2013-10-30

I read that book too!

Bort

- 2013-10-30

This is Obama's fault. It must be.

Cube - 2013-10-30

I wish Midget Digit were a tag.

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-10-31

It would open a whole new realm of NSFW possibilities!

Pillager

- 2013-10-30

"Gun culture" tag also works. Or Darwin award...

Syd Midnight - 2013-10-30

Shooting yourself in the hand is gun culture, but fainting from it is pretty poseur. He should have been swearing a lot and admitting his own carelessness.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2013-10-30

And, as the giant mutant mantids closed in, drawn by the sound of his gun going off and the scent of the cholesteral-laden prepper blood spilling from his hand, his last thoughts were of his beloved stockpile of macaroni.

TeenerTot - 2013-10-31

tee hee!

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-10-31

This is a good comment.

deadpan - 2013-10-31

I want to say this is a dupe, but I can't rule out the possibility that it just happened again.

misterbuns

- 2013-10-31

I want to inspect the firing pin on the EMT dude.

As long as he keeps his hat and glasses on.

Change - 2013-10-31

That's fucking horrible. I'm only saying this in hopes of coming off as more human than everyone else in this room, because I'm an elitist.

Riskbreaker - 2013-10-31

MOMMY!!!!

badideasinaction - 2013-10-31

Good to see the only person actually prepped for Doomsday (i.e. needing to provide first aid) is the film crew, not the preppers.

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