The Lord is my Lojack,
I Shall not want.
He maketh me to drive on highways unclean
and leadth me to the a-holes who boosted my ride.
Yea, though I drive through the worst parts of town,
I will fear no carjacking,
Thou art with me,
Thy gat and thy bat, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me, in the presence of my mechanic,
Thou annointest my gears with motor oil,
my radiator runneth over.
Surely gas stations and roadside trash shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I shall drive on the Highway of Christ until the gas runs out.

One of the things I like about black churches is the music and all the talking. What's up with this shit.

Rosanne Roseannadanna?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_syuD-N_k

I don't know what's most heartbreaking about this: The condescending "translation" or the fact that she thinks the cops doing their jobs is some kind of miracle.

Put your hands together for MASTER JESUS!!! (IRL I sold Apostle David a 16k website for Joshua Media Ministries and he wanted literally HBO.com of jesus sites, it did not work out...)

There's no way any of that was by chance. This is an irrefutable miracle.

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