Thanks to the Internet, we know there are thousands of women...and men, too... whose deepest desire is to fuck a guy with a gun for a face. Gun-Face would be a major celebrity, whichever he prefers.

It's going to be harder and harder for evil masterminds to recruit misshapen minions. They won't be able to use the old "Society rejects you, join me and they'll never laugh at you again" line.

Miranda Hart should've been the 12th doctor.