jeez man. Keep it in your pantaloons.

uunnnngggg

So would, she seems fun.

MY SUBMISSIONS ARE NOT TO BE USED TO PERPETUATE AN EXCLUSIVE BOYS CLUB ATMOSPHERE

I believe the saying around Virginia was "Keep it within the confines of your legal prerogatives as a plantation owner."

Am I the only one that pictures George Washington being fucked by a big black guy when the words "tar brush" were explained? Anyone?

He is pretty hot.

I never understood this either, but last week my hand accidentally brushed up against a black girl's hair while I was waiting for a train and it was the most amazing feeling ever. Not long after I started longing to experience it again. On Labor Day I broke down and paid a black prostitute fifty dollars to let me rub against the back of her head for twenty minutes

I knew it, I fucking knew it! What's it feel like: a kitten, box springs, al dente pasta? I need to find a black person.

I had a thing with a beautiful black girl in college. I was head over heels... It was brief... anyway... I do remember unconsciously reaching out in bed and touching her hair. It's something you just do in bed without thinking. You touch the other person's hair.
I was immediately aware that "a thing just happened." She gave me a look and I felt really weird. I think it's a matter of contention. I laughed at that line in the video so hard.