Finally, Pat gets it right. Bout time.

also, fantastic confessional moment beginning at 1:30.

fuck this shit, fuck this asshole, fuck, holy fuck

i wouldn't be able to forgive cheating

Never change you crazy pentahostile, you.

A husband will cheat because of porn but maybe he wouldn't if you weren't such a shit wife.

There are a lot of videos I just five star without leaving a comment because I don't really have anything interesting to say and don't want to just be like, "cool video."

This one I almost didn't post any comment because I was just blown away speechless.

Pat Robertson is either completely so out of touch with reality that he's fundamentally senile or he's the greatest ironic comedy act ever conceived.

Either way, I'm in absolute awe.

TOUCH HIS FACE! TOUCH. HIS. FACE.

Well..., Jesus does preach forgiveness. She should let all that shit go, right after the divorce.

Penises, vaginas, floppy bits, stinky parts. Sort your shit out, Monotheism.

This has been my morning 'what the fuck!?" Shit's like milk and oatmeal bars, thanks POETV.

He literally sounds like he's paraphrasing something my roommate's abusive boyfriend shouted through the door one time.

This is like if people paid Chris-chan to give speeches.

He's right, though. There's no point dwelling on the negatives. It's like the time my neighbour asked me to help him sacrifice children to Baal. At first I was all, oh that's horrible, what a beast, who'd do that. But then I thought, hey, he's a good neighbour! He invites me to barbeques. He never has his music too loud, and he's usually pretty reasonable about the things he offers unto the Demons of the Air, in exchange for power over the kingdoms of the earth.

All it takes is a little positive thinking.

I often wonder what that co-host is thinking during these tapings.

"Stripper in a hotel room ten years ago."
Flashing back, Pat?

Oh, I would love to have this clip alongside one where Pat answers the same question, but this time it is the man who was cheated on by his wife. I just need to hear Pat's explanation for that!

I would guess it would be very Victorian. "Boys will be boys, but women are sinful lusty things!"

"He's a man, and men cheat. If he looks good and pays the bills, why do you care? Maybe you should stop overcooking the roast, you stupid cunt."

No Pat, he cheated because his wife watches the 700 club.