Oh, I love this. The whole conspiracy is a repackaged version of the Star Trek TNG episode, "Devil's Due."

Sorry, conspiracy dudes. You should get a better (and more obscure) TV show to base your fantasies on. Maybe something from the Soviet Russia sci-fi movie catalog. They had lots of interesting concepts going on (not to mention amazing FX for the time).

Well, at least the light show will probably look cool. I'm looking forward to this.

I like how he pretends either atheists don't exist, or secretly atheists will be the ones trying to take over the world using satellites.

I often wonder how many conspiracy theorists are lurking around here, brought here by search queries. I also wonder how many conspiracy theories about poetv there are. Are we really trolls? Are we part of the conspiracy, making fun of theorists as a service to the Illuminati? Are we only pretending to troll and joke around as a means of clandestinely broadcasting what the Elite does not want us to see, a kind of trove of Mark Trains and Voltaires?

Perhaps the truth will never be known.