A missed opportunity is the fact that turtles have no sphincter control, and thus freely shit as the need arises.

You should probably put a work-safe warning on this, on account of the turtle cock. I mean, any boss who's cool with you watching Ninja Turtles parodies on company time in the first place, is probably not going to mind five seconds of animated turtle cock, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

I don't know. I mean, it seems somehow lazy and yet, at the same time, it's like it's trying too hard.

Meh, I guess that's worth a couple of stars in and of itself.

They ruined April forever.

Well that got pretty weird pretty fast but I was entertained even though it was juvenile.

They are abominations in the eyes of man, God and science.

If they were scientifically accurate they wouldn't be ninjas. No known species of turtles is known to practice ninjutsu. Duh.

There was a special issue of the original comics that had the turtles drawn much more accurately to how turtles actually look...minus big dicks...and fucking April...

Sunglasses down

"Here's the part where we talk about turtle dicks!"

On one side, I find it funny, on the other, I really don't like the way they're calling this segment 'ADHD.' Maybe I'm just being overly sensitive since I got to spend my entire childhood heavily medicated, but it just kind of bugs me.

Turtles make grunts and squeals (mostly when having sex).

Also humans live 100 years or so, does that mean that a 16-year-old human has the mind of a 7-year-old human? Somehow? Or maybe mental development isn't linear.