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EvilHomer - 2013-04-24

Hi Realmanpwns, I'm glad you liked your views! We here on poeTV are always happy to be of service. I hope that when you're a famous Youtube celebrity raking in the beaucoup Adsense bucks, you won't forget the little people who helped you get there!

I have a question I'd like to ask, if I may. I've been hearing a lot of stuff about the West, Texas fertilizer plant explosion, and how it might be another false flag operation, like the Boston bombing. I don't know, sure sounds plausible to me, what do you think?

Also, great Beavis impersonation! Your Butthead needs some work, though.

Would you be willing to do more videos in your Beavis voice?


MrBuddy - 2013-04-25

Pleased to meet you Realmanpwns


CIWB - 2013-04-24

Everyone here thinks of this site as P.O.E. TV, not Poe TV, right?


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-24

I think of it as like having a TV grafted to a catalog of neuroses, but that's just me.


bongoprophet - 2013-04-24

I say Poe-Teevee in casual conversation or around the dinner table but really, with the main site being a relic of the past, who can blame anyone?


Candlejackv616 - 2013-04-24

Same as Bongo, though I find myself calling it Poe Tv more and more as the years pass.

Though who knows? maybe P.O.E. main site rebooting and coming back full force could happen? Or hell even P.O.E. News?

hahaha I'm sorry, who am I kidding...no one wants P.O.E. News back, always struck me as what happened to Rapture eventually.


deadpan - 2013-04-24

I've always pronounced it Poet Five, myself.


Twitch - 2013-04-24

Poe-tee-vee here as well. I also say 'jiff'.


DavidBowiesLuckyTennisBall - 2013-04-24

Poe (as in Edgar Allen) Tee Vee.


EvilHomer - 2013-04-24

Poe TeeVee, and sometimes Poet Vee. I was calling poe "Poe" even when it was still an acronym, though.


Oscar Wildcat - 2013-04-24

Edgar Allen as well. pee-ohh-eee-tee-vee? Like a twelve piece luggage set, that.


gravelstudios - 2013-04-24

I still call it P.O.E. TV, since I've been lurking since the days of P.O.E. Red, back when Youtube was a new thing and Seanbaby was relevant.


augias - 2013-04-24

I thought it was 'poet vee'. Go figure.


cognitivedissonance - 2013-04-24

Yeah I say Edgar Allen Poe TV.


Chocolate Jesus - 2013-04-24

P.O.E.


Old_Zircon - 2013-04-24

Who's down with P.O.E.?


The Mothership - 2013-04-25

every last homey.


fatatty - 2013-04-25

P.O.E. tv, but sometimes PoeTV cause it is 2 extra syllables and I could use that air to say something like butter or nugget later in the day.


Aelric - 2013-04-27

P...O...E...T...V


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-24

I love the gleeful noises he makes as if Google Analytics is some kind of secret weapon that, were it not for him finding it, would have remained hidden from the eyes of mankind.

Not a bad B&B impression, though. Gotta give him props for that.


Cena_mark - 2013-04-24

I'm sure we gave you more than 19 views.


Hugo Gorilla - 2013-04-24

He really showed you, guys. It was a jacket and a blanket; not a sweater.


chumbucket - 2013-04-24

Oh noes!


Born in the RSR - 2013-04-24

Prime directive?


Old_Zircon - 2013-04-24

I haven't watched it yet. If he found us on his own that's OK.


spikestoyiu - 2013-04-24

I also haven't watched it, but it's easy enough to see where the views on your videos are coming from. I have some martial arts parody videos up and whenever the views explode, I can just check the stats and see which message board is posting it these days.


Old_Zircon - 2013-04-24

Also, hello! Thanks for visiting and explaining about the cast iron! I also have roommates so I can relate to that although I don't have to do it myself.


EvilHomer - 2013-04-24

Yeah, this was all him. He used his internet supersleuth powers and tracked us to our lair.

If you check the rest of his channel, it seems that he's autistic about pageviews. He's really, really into the whole science behind view counts and traffic analysis and ad revenue and Youtube partnering and so on and so on. In one video, for example, he spends ten whole minutes analysing HappieCabbie's monthly view totals.

I'm betting it's a fetish.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-24

Maybe he and crazy-number-gangstalker lady should hook up?


Mother_Puncher - 2013-04-24

He's such a dad


jangbones - 2013-04-24

imagine his bland, overweight family just off camera, watching their dad and husband embarrass himself for public consumption


Hooker - 2013-04-24

I need to transition to crazies videos so that I can get some recognition.


Jet Bin Fever - 2013-04-24

We learned something today. This was a learning moment you guys.


Oscar Wildcat - 2013-04-24

I "learn" this lesson everytime Junior brings me a heaping pile of dead rodent. Eat it, or leave it, but don't drag it back into the house...

That said, @RealmanPwns : now that you are here, do register with the site and contribute comments. You can say portmanteau, even, if you really want to. Let a thousand flowers bloom.


Billy the Poet - 2013-04-24

Ohh, I'm the one who said "portmanteau!" The internet reached out and touched me today!


Oscar Wildcat - 2013-04-24

Can you show us where on the doll it touched you?


Cube - 2013-04-24

When you gaze into the abyss, the Internet gazes into you.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-04-24

...and shows you around its lair, offers you a questionable beverage, and insists you eat your Cheetos off of a fresh Dixie plate.


chumbucket - 2013-04-24

I'm glad we've established he has roommates.


memedumpster - 2013-04-24

What is this, Portal of Dada? No interactive exhibits.


Old_Zircon - 2013-04-24

He found us through Google Analytics, this is totally kosher.


EvilHomer - 2013-04-24

WAY TO FART ALL OVER THE PARTY, MEME.


Toenails - 2013-04-24

Oh be nice. I remember being on cloud nine when SilentNight700 discovered that I shared one of her videos on poeTV a year-and-a-half after the fact and came here to completely lose her shit. It was so great that I set up a FAQ for her over on my old Poe-News page: http://www.poe-news.com/forums/sp.php?pi=1002513270

On it she said... well... I don't want to spoil it. But it was wonderful.

So, hey dude that thinks the FBI is responsible for the Boston Bombing and probably the explosion at Texas! Thanks for taking the time out of your misinformation webcast to give EvilHomer some props for getting your page some views.

Here's a question: Do greasy fat bachelors that use a hoodie as a curtain need to be the ones that think the government is responsible for major catastrophes, or does it just seem that way?


poopy - 2013-04-24

Toenails all the way


memedumpster - 2013-04-25

Someone has to have some standards around here, arbitrarily selected in the heat of the moment!

He's not a legitimate interactive exhibit until baleen makes him cry.


themilkshark - 2013-04-25

All right RealManPwns... Let's see how REAL of a MAN you PWN.

Cook something in that pan for us and eat it on cam. We have a large contingent of beardo cast iron breakfast food porn enthusiasts. Throw a dog a bone.


boner - 2013-04-27

I'm glad we made 4 cents of revenue for this man


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