Zero point energy? Big deal. ZPM modules have been known about ever since Colonel O'Neil led SG-1 to the planet Procalrush.

I Want to Believe

I got a 6 inch alien to show you RIGHT HERE!!! OWWWW!!! DICE-MAN!!!

5 stars for the room full of monkeys with typewriters trying to write The Great American Novel. That's not how it works, Steven.

Does the alien play the piano?

I'm reminded of the mummified alien jerky from Futurama.