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Lef - 2013-02-14

seems about right.

1- star because I hate flashback episodes, but +1 star for each clip I had never seen.


BillLumbergh - 2013-02-14

beautiful


cognitivedissonance - 2013-02-14

I tried to type


cognitivedissonance - 2013-02-14

"


cognitivedissonance - 2013-02-14

GOOD LORD

LESS THAN SIGN THREE, JESUS CHRIST


glasseye - 2013-02-14

HEARTS ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE.

But yeah. Awesome. :)


kingarthur - 2013-02-14

I like using "Where jackasses laugh at jackasses" but is this breaking the prime directive in some way?


CJH - 2013-02-15

my dear boy, we are now quite beyond the reach of starfleet


wtf japan - 2013-02-19

THE FEDERATION HAS DISBANDED


chumbucket - 2013-02-14

some classics


Juice Eggs McKenna - 2013-02-14

poetv.com
Where the elite meet to feel replete


Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-14

I like that one better.


Old_Zircon - 2013-02-14

Where the elite meet to eat their low fat dairy treats.


Bort - 2013-02-15

Am I going to have to locate "The Big Book of Hell" to see if that's from what I think it is?


That guy - 2014-11-25

The elite bleat - they're obsolete.


The God of Biscuits - 2013-02-14

You should have given links to all of these, I haven't seen some of them. And the PoeTV search is horrible.


jangbones - 2013-02-14

I kept a list, and will probably post it in the comments here...I considered doing it as annotations on the original video but its like ninety videos


Adham Nu'man - 2013-02-14

A list in the comments would be great. Thanks!


Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-14

I have to say, I didn't like it at first. I just think the literal lyrics videos are a little goofy and take away from the song. JHM's was a lot more subtle with it, which is why it worked.
That said, it got much better in the middle, which is why I can't justify giving your work anything less than 5.

I think in the future, if other people do these, they should pick a topic. For example, you could make a great Spike Bravo "Everybody Hurts" or set a TFL Bill vid to the Marshall Tucker Band. Oh, how about Daniel Songer set to "Send in the Clowns"?


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-14

I also enjoyed the subtlety of JHM's video, but balls-out awesomeness also works.

From Hell's heart, I star at thee!


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-14

My video was more subtle? It was also a minute. This video is four and a half minutes long. Speaking as someone who recently combed through pages and pages and pages looking for clips for that video, I'm more than impressed at the sheer quantity of great material here, and I hadn't seen most of it before.

I'd love it if people started submitting their own videos more.


Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-14

Yeah, I agree. I didn't mean that to come off harsh to Jangbones. I was just trying to provide constructive criticism about the pacing and such. Its hard to have 4:30 of clips and make it work. I respect that a lot.


jangbones - 2013-02-14

I won't defend my choices, editors can talk about editing for longer than actors can talk about acting, and its usually just as pretentious


John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-15

You mean, like what I'm about to type?

Well, it's interesting to note the effect. I used a cheesy piece of bullshit. Any fucking thing that I put to the cheesy piee of bullshit is going to seem subtle and ironic. I don't want to sell myself short. I'm proud of my video, and the idea of using the bullshit scientology ad was 90 per cent of it.

But you chose a classic, and something that was subtle and ironic to begin with, and it made it harder for you to live up to. I'm going to remember that when I make future choices.

I'm working on another one of these. It may take a while, but I'm over the first big hurdle. I love the way it starts.


Riskbreaker - 2013-02-14

Missing some Godfrey Ho, aside from that, a job well done sir.


Robin Kestrel - 2013-02-14

Very nice work.


Turrican - 2013-02-14

Have we had a PoeTV week yet?


The Mothership - 2013-02-14

every week is PoeTV week.


CornOnTheCabre - 2013-02-16

what about WHITE PoETV week? am I right?!


The Mothership - 2013-02-14

nice to see kthor at the end there.


The Mothership - 2013-02-14

and stars.


Colonel Cowlung - 2013-02-14

Seconded.


Bort - 2013-02-14

My life just passed in front of my eyes.


TeenerTot - 2013-02-14

Seconded.


Crab Mentality - 2013-03-17

Oh, shit. Is this what I'm going to see when I'm drowning?


badideasinaction - 2013-02-14

*slow clap*


Suedeo - 2013-02-22

Marvelous.


jangbones - 2013-02-14

sources;

0:06 - The News as seen through the eyes of a PCP addict (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=6395)

0:09 - Little kids + toy guns = massacre (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=95120)

0:13 - Just another day in Bulgarian politics (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=116885)

0:15 - The best Quicktime event ever (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=100698)

0:21 - Glenn Beck Crying for a Photoshoot (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=67828)

0:25 - Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be hot. (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=30924)

0:31 - TNG Edit 34 - A Frank Evaluation (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=66477)

0:38 - 33 Year old Marcus Johnson was asked to turn his music down... (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=59975)

0:41 - Yellow Drum Machine (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=32825)

0:42 - When Herzog Rescued Phoenix (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=84235)

0:48 - A traffic light changes (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=86025)

0:51 - Matthew Barney - The Order From Cremaster (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=41501)

0:55 - Raptor mascot eats it (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=73005)

0:57 - Heaven's Gate Cult Initiation Tape (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=88588)

0:59 - Edarem fills a hole in the wall (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=64240)

1:01 - A Charming Man Smiles (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=85431)

1:03 - Kimxxxyyy talks about her elf ears (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=65324)

1:06 - Insane Chase Scene from Alluda Majaka (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=74212)

1:09 - Nicolas Cage In The Wicker Man (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=11035)

1:14 - POP! (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=13432)

1:18 - Greatest 2Girls1Cup reaction video (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=36960)

1:22 - Sharky's 3rd birthday. (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=47980)

1:25 - Italian Spiderman Movie - Episode 3 (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=36947)

1:28 - Read a Book (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=18678)

1:33 - Kemonozume - French Kissing (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=12537)

1:45 - GO!!! (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=85717)

1:46 - GARBAGE DAY!! (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=600)

1:48 - I Finally Understand Why People Like Wrestling (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=90037)

1:51 - Child Beater (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=21182)

1:53 - An emergency warning from Gabrielle Chana at 3:45AM (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=102808)

1:54 - VenomfangX - God doesn't believe in Atheists (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29802)

1:56 - Fred Phelps - YOU'RE GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=41138)

1:58 - Ultimatum to Obama and all Hostiles, Surrender or Die! (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=86564)

2:00 - Chris-Chan goes batshit crazy over his identity (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=64361)

2:03 - TFL - Bill's Greatest Hits (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=59091)

2:05 - Stop Calling Bill O'Reilly A Homo (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=65914)

2:06 - Kid pranks his angry, potty mouthed father three years in a row (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=92766)

2:07 - Project F You Anna (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=35861)

2:10 - A young man wakes from sleeping (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=92725)

2:18 - Domino Egg. (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=60896)

2:22 - Salvia freakout (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=96829)

2:24 - Some things are just badass. (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=64168)

2:26 - There is nothing. (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=49609)

2:27 - The lonely deranged penguin (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=50426)

2:30 - Frankie Goes to Hollywood - the Game (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=47803)

2:32 - Street Walking (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42393)

2:35 - Cyriak's Animation Mix (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=10610)

2:37 - GOING TO THE STORE! (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=99097)

2:39 - A&E Intervention: Allison The Huffer (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=41632)

2:45 - Alex Jones Becomes a Super Saiyan (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=63497)

2:48 - BLASTOISE! (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23973)

2:53 - Seal gives birth (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=106332)

2:55 - Green Porno (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=35157)

2:58 - Attack of the Beast Creatures (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=32519)

3:01 - Pacman frog screams for 12 seconds (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=34478)

3:03 - Jozin from the bog (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=35680)

3:06 - COPS PORN - The Very Best of the TV Show COPS (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=80131)

3:09 - Romeo Dev Having a Laugh (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=77920)

3:13 - Reporters Getting Owned (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=33717)

3:15 - Give Him Some Milk (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=84353)

3:18 - Highlights from the 2009 Gloucestershire Cheese Roll (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=60284)

3:24 - Creepy Racoon Claw Coming Through the Floor (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=57446)

3:28 - Boxer poops in ocean (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=72214)

3:31 - Raccoon Steams a Floormat (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=30021)

3:33 - Wolf: The Animated Feature (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=17016)

3:35 - Shooting kittens with laser blasters (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=86500)

3:38 - Dog french kisses drunk girl (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=74001)

3:40 – Ufoporno (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=39204)

3:42 - Chimp Rapes a Frog (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=80057)

3:47 - Crazy high school baseball player (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=35074)

3:49 - Macaroni Salad Recipe (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=60308)

3:50 - Unsuspecting man is chased by horde of furries (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=44157)

3:53 - Alaska Space Polar Bear Returns, Destroys More Things (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=73495)

3:56 - The World's Happiest Dog (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23217)

3:57 - Jingle Cats 'Waltz of the Flowers' (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=49088)

3:59 - Zombie Dog Head (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=227)

4:00 - Cat enjoys box (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=49523)

4:01 - K. Thor Jensen is Dragged by a Truck on a Burning Couch (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=23664)

4:02 - Hawaii Chair (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=30751)

4:03 - 3 Chocolate Bunnies Die (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=27103)

4:04 - Garfield: 08/18/1978. (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=29625)

4:05 - Fat clumsy kid showcasing his sword technique (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=73364)

4:06 - Come Sail Away-Lexy and Stephany (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=91521)

4:07 - TONETTA DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS REMAKE (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=107430)

4:08 - A Girl, Her Tongue And A Hotel Room (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=59321)

4:08 - I love having sex with bearded men (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=82651)

4:09 - Kenny vs spenny pizza commercials (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=74486)

4:09 - TEBAATUSASULA trailer (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=83056)

4:10 - Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=65260)

4:15 - Donkeys watch donkeys (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?


Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-14

Wow, thanks!


The Mothership - 2013-02-14

incredible. footnoted like a born scholar.


citrusmirakel - 2013-02-17

I was already gonna give you five, Jesus.


James Woods - 2013-02-18

Fived and faved. Thanks!


Hugo Gorilla - 2013-02-14

None of the videos I've submitted are in the video.


The Mothership - 2013-02-15

boo then you're not trying hard enough.


Old People - 2014-09-21

Party pooper


svraz - 2013-02-14

Aw..Thanks buddy!


Enjoy - 2013-02-14

I've laughed *every* time I've seen Indian Horse guy slide under the truck.


chairsforcheap - 2013-02-14

ya done good.


roughnready66 - 2013-02-14

well done


baleen - 2013-02-14

Well done son.


jangbones - 2013-02-14

I almost managed to get you and Chet in...


Paracelsus - 2013-02-14

Five for the video, appreciate the list


Innocent Bystander - 2013-02-14

Really nice.

Plus it had one of mine (I think?).


Binro the Heretic - 2013-02-14

Inspiring and horrifying.


1394 - 2013-02-14

I had to wait so long for Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend. It was worth it.


Koda Maja - 2013-02-14

So that's where the last 7 years of my life went.


DrDoalot - 2013-02-14

After such a long time, I picked the right moment to visit this site again You all have not changed one bit.


Caminante Nocturno - 2013-02-15

Shameless pandering. One star.


TheSupafly - 2013-02-15

Oh great, now EVERYONE has to make one.


Quad9Damage - 2013-02-15

Amazing! I never thought I'd have to endure that Kemonozume clip again.

Now I'm wondering what a Day in the Life of Bo News is like?


Quad9Damage - 2013-02-15

VenomFangX...Chris-Chan...TFL Bill...Fred Phelps. PoeTV's Legion of Doom has been assembled.

The only clip that would make this more complete would be DemoniusX and "I fucked the bitch, ON THAT BED!"


oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2013-02-19

I'd have liked to see Mormon Jesus, but, of course, everybody's got their own personal favorite.


babachu - 2013-02-22

Made my day


eatenmyeyes - 2013-11-22

Jangbones, please reupload.


ashtar. - 2015-02-14

Happy Valentines day, motherfuckers.


memedumpster - 2016-08-24

All these people are dead now. :(

Oh, and the video is gone.


casualcollapse - 2021-01-13

plz reupload


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