When I was in college, the chamber orchestra asked me to arrange a piece for them to play on the Holiday concert. I did a medley of Christmas songs arranged as Klezmer music, including a minor version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. Sort of the opposite of this.
If you want to be a Doors fan, you got to do it right. It's very scientific. You got to buy Waiting For The Sun. It's their third album, but, really, it's their first. We call it "the departure point".
No no my friend! Doors fans aren't made, they're born. I think right now in Africa there's some guy madly beating on a drum. He's a Doors fan. Or an old lady sitting on the bus sucking humbugs. She's a Rider On The Storm, but she ain't never heard the sounds.
There's a killer on the road! They call him that because he sells killer peach preserves at his roadside stand. Let's go see him right now! He has the best stories.