Ow.

Somewhere in Africa, one of those kids that got a free laptop from a humanitarian group just hung himself.

One bowel movement to rule them all.

When condiments become lube

Is it still technically 'eating' when it's at Denny's?

If I have to stop there on a road trip, I just go with an egg white omelet and a cup of coffee.

Oh, you people are snobs.

19.25. That was the hobbit challenge. Now if you excuse me, I need to go vomit for an hour.

I think its interesting how most of the really good competitive eaters are very fit. It makes sense biologically, but it defies common logic.

Sure, we've had one competitive eating breakfast. But what about 2nd competitive eating breakfast?

Congratulations. Enjoy your painful shit.

Winds up looking like Shelob.