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misterbuns - 2012-11-27

raphael is cool but rude


DriverStabby - 2012-11-27

Michelangelo likes to eat food!


Snakeweapon - 2012-11-27

I thought Michaelangelo was a party dude.


candyheadrobot - 2012-11-27

That remix is accurate though


DriverStabby - 2012-11-27

My bad. "Michealangelo has ATT-I-TUDE!"


Xenocide - 2012-11-27

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens.

Donatello has consensual sex with machines.

And Leonardo...leads. You're boring, Leonardo.


yogarfield - 2023-06-25

Total nerd memory: Waaaaaay back in the day, my small town church had a little library, and for some inexplicable reason somebody had donated an old copy of the first edition of TMNT.

I figure because it was the early 90s or whenever the cartoon came out, so they didn't check it.

In the first issue they kill a shit ton Shredder's gang, and they are not robots.

Then in the end, Leonardo fully guts Shredder, blade out the back. Leo then hands Shredder his other sword and tells him to kill himself.

OG Leo was anything but boring.


cognitivedissonance - 2012-11-27

THE ARCHIVE OF AMERICAN TELEVISION. A VAST BUNKER BENEATH THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS. IMPENETRABLE, IMPREGNABLE. NOT MADE WITH HUMAN HANDS.


misterbuns - 2012-11-27

just a titan glowing screen that predates terrestrial multicellular life.


Caminante Nocturno - 2012-11-27

If it ever runs out of things to air, the world will end.


BHWW - 2012-11-27

You "remember" seeing...things...like 2 and a Half Men playing on this massive, glowing screen and you realize with a slowly dawning horror that while they are horrible enough and will haunt you, in another part of your mind is the knowledge that what you actually saw was imbued with an ancient presence and far more horrifying than your reason will acknowledge.


Xenocide - 2012-11-27

The archive will exist, unchanging, all-seeing, until Spongebob Squarepants airs its 500th episode. On that day, the human genome will be irrevocably changed, and we will all know the true beautiful horror of existence. Mothers will eat their children, nations will burn, flesh will be used as currency. And the Archive will rise from beneath the Earth, to feast on a dying world.

But it will be sure to finish up within the hour, so it can be back in time for an all new iCarly. This week: Carly can't decide on a prom dress!


That guy - 2012-11-28

Dear Mr. Lorre-
I have followed you your entire career, and I am writing you today because I would be thrilled if you would drink a Drano margarita at your very earliest convenience.


Stopheles - 2012-11-28

"We read all the comics...and then we completely ignored them and made each character describable in one line."


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