These people are only one shitty Instagram filter away from perfectly mimicking us.

Chna.

China, Japan, and Korea hate learning each others languages for the most part. And English is pretty much the official international language, like it or not.

Wait, THAT'S the plot of Homefront?? I thought that show looked fucking stupid but the plot involves a North Korean plot? That show won awards for best drama and THAT is the plot? That's fucking impossible. North Korea isn't smart enough to irrigate a fucking field let alone infiltrate the US government.

I was referring to the videogame. They were originally going to go with China as the invading army but changed it because it turns out that China buys a lot of our stuff now. The same thing happened with the new Red Dawn movie. Somehow that seems really fucking appropriate.

The show is HomeLAND. homefront was that videogame from either last year or earlier this year about North Korea invading

Homefront was written by John Millius.

No way, North Korea has secret agents eugenically modified to look German so they can build a giant space laser in the name of solving the energy crisis.

Ohhhhh. Okay. Well that shows you how well I'm keeping up with current media.

That's still pretty dumb, though.

The plot was dumb, but the game was pretty engaging. Pity it was so short.

Let's encase everything in gelatin for no good reason. Look out, 1950s American housewives, North Korea is stealing your recipes!

The monolithic meat glaciers will stop Americans dead in their tracks as they gape in awe and horror.

My favorite is what appears to be a pig's face sliced off on placed on a plate.

My favourite is that they covered everything in cellophane. Probably because this is touring food.

And Lileks would be there - front seat- to take us by the hand through the gelatinous monuments of 1950s fine dining.

I was waiting for Kim Jung-Un to walk into the room, sit at the head of the table, and eat everything while the people are forced watch, smile, and choke back their tears.