I had no idea soldering could be so enthralling.

"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO, SUSIE. YOU MUST KILL. KILLLLLLLL."

Which of the two possible meanings should I attribute to this PSA?

Dogs are literally too stupid to be bored by you.

Cool. Now post up the 70s LDS PSA with the black family.

The only Mormon PSA I remember is the one from the 90s where the white guy and the black guy pass each other on the stairs and proceed to look meaningfully into each others eyes for a few seconds.

Dad is too busy to engage his daughter because he's too damn busy repairing the Sybian. Also, the older sister is pretty hot despite the abundant growth of pubic hair she is probably sporting that was common in the 70s.

And Susie grew up to be... nobody of any relevance, because she embraced a religion that had no tolerance for individuality except in unobtrusive and minor cases, most particularly in women and girls. And now you know... the rest of the story. GOOD DAY!

(in Crow falsetto) Screw all of you! I'm hitting the road!

Sorry, honey. Wife #6 broke the alarm system trying to escape last night. Try asking wife #3. Carol? Was that her name?