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It had the body of a swine, the legs of a tarantula, and the head of a certified public accountant.

I thought Trollocs were a thing of fantasy.

Only the first two inches.

Which is really the most sensitive part of a tax return.

as long as my boner pills are covered by insurance companies... this election is too sad to finish this joke :-/

As a liberal, I receive a free aborted baby each month from the government, which I am totally dependent on. I find it's best with some mint jelly, much like lamb.

However, I do not eat lamb. Lambs are cute.

It's not worth naming them when they're heading into the coal mines. Only leads to heartbreak.

I was thinking more long the lines of "Remember my daughter's name? Fuck that, that's the nanny's job!"

Scapegoating.

Otherwise certain people would have to admit that their ideology is wrong.

And those people would do anything, say anything, even talk themselves into believing anything to avoid that ugly little inconvenience.

Even selling out their own country to save face.