I like the part where they show a little kid being forced into a gang with threats of violence and then moments later kids barely older than he is are righteously massacred in the name of justice.

Wow, this is fucking awful.
The imitation Nolan-style directing...the awful forced 2:35:1-on-a-non-anamorphic-camera...the ripping off Hans Zimmer soundtrack...and then CG squibs? God...

And, what the fuck, how is this related to Punisher? The real Punisher would just mow everyone down with a mini-gun and go back to doing his laundry.

As I say to all cheeto beards...do better.

man those black guys are apparently all made out of squibs and papier mache, they just pop if you step on 'em

One tiny step better than those god awful Mortal Kombat webisodes.

I thought this version of the Punisher waited way too long to start taking criminals apart.

Lexi Alexander: still reigning Punisher movie champ.

It's called "dirty laundry" and laundry seems like a big theme so why is he putting the dirty laundry in a dryer was this made by goony neckbeards who do laundry at their mom's house and don't know how a laundromat works? yesitdefinitelywas

I just want my laundry back.

I guess you could say he was doing darks that day.







(I'm so sorry)

Last time I checked, Punisher dealt with much more intimidating threats than a bunch of guys who want a little kid to sell drugs SOOO bad that they give him a boot party. Or was that supposed to be a prelude to rape? Also, thanks for letting me down on the race tip Hellboy. Isn't Perlman's wife black? Tom Jane can remain being the poor man's Hugh Jackman, if this is all he can rustle up.