imagine a world where everyone got free facial reconstruction surgery on their birthdays

No, thank you.

Even worse, imagine if the AGES of everybody in this video was reversed! You're welcome.

I should have used the word "switched" instead of "reversed".

How many booties have you had dancing in your face lately? That's what I thought. Don't hate the player.

He's probably unclear on the concept of booty-popping anyway. I'm guessing he thinks it means shitting your pants.

Does anyone know what it means? Because I sure don't. My best guess would be that it means "to induce an orgasm through anal stimulation". God, I hope that's not it.

This is why you never cast white girls for a booty-related music video.

urbandictionary.com has some opinions on what booty-popping means; I leave it to all the other cultural anthropologists to critique their work.

Are you people really this white? It's just booty shaking.

Yeah, and pussy popping is just groinal shaking.

Keloids + often sub-standard infant care means a lot of black kids have similar belly buttons. I used to work at a water park and therefore privy to some pretty horrifying examples.