This guy is living the dream, being on tv and shouting all the nonesense he can think of instead of being stuck on youtube.

We need a tag to describe the "stamping" of words as they are spoken. My stars go for the displays of Penis Sheath each time he says it as if we couldn't believe he said that.

The real question I'd want him to answer: Just who thought the ancient aliens how to make all that stuff? Ancient'er aliens?

This guy never ceases to amaze.

Every time I see this dude, I hate him more.

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Oh good, he upgraded from exaterrestial to extaterrestial. Someday he'll be able to say the whole word.

PLEASE GOD GIVE THIS MAN A LONG, LONG CAREER, AND LONG, LONG LIFE

I don't know what you people are talking about. I checked my underwear and I didn't see this "penis" thing. What possible explanation could there be? If nobody explains this to me I will just chalk it up to aliens.

If this man ever goes bald he will lose his job.