This man could be my Congressman starting in January.

Man, fuck the guy from Pawn Stars.

"Hey, remember all that cool shit we did in the past?"

That shit stain talks like a human being!

Kill it.

I'm a liberal, derp

I'm a conervative; hurr derp

He had to make shit up to win an argument against a straw man...

The dude in the hoodie was the ugliest man(?) they could find in an effort to make Joe the Plumber look polished and presentable.

HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO MAINTAIN MINIMAL BRAIN ACTIVITY REQUIRED FOR LIVING AND BELIEVE THIS IS REMOTELY ACCURATE?

But you see, Mr. Plumber, Republicans, Like Abraham Lincoln And Dr. Martin Luther King Junior, used to really care about individual rights. They didn't want an oppressor to be able to take away the rights of individuals.

Now, they define giant multinational corporations run by the mega-rich as "individuals" and they define the middle and lower classes as "oppressors" who want to take away the rights of the "individuals" to do whatever they want, regardless of how much harm it does.

In short, go fuck yourself, you tool.

"Yeah I'm totally not racist. Here's a guy in a hoodie as a shout-out to all my right-wing buds that support Zimmerman for completely non-racist reasons. We aren't racist, no siree."

"Hi, I'm some sort of hooded goblin creature from the dark realm of Elderlock, where the dreaded Night-Elves await the day when their dark master Wrathalon will arise from the Seventh Pit and begin his assault upon all that is good."

"And I'm a conservative."

Nothing causes me to completely dismiss a person's opinion faster than:

1) Using the "Democrat Party" petty slight

b) The "Republicans are the party that opposed slavery!" bullshit misdirection

Quite literally ALL of his points can be thrown out the window because they're operating on the assumption that the parties today are the same as they were during his examples.

Democrats used to be the 'conservative' party, and republicans used to be the 'liberal' party (if you really dumb things down, that is). They flip flopped during the 1920-40s when suddenly it was Democrats that wanted to help people.

And when people ask "what good are trade unions?" all you need do is show them this video and say, "Trade unions have standards for membership so you know a unionized member has reached some minimal level of ability in their craft. Joe didn't, which is why he can't actually hang out a shingle that he's a real plumber."

So, nobody's raped joe the plumber to death then? That's proof that America is wrong and the terrorists deserve to win

This isn't even interesting.

Dude looks like one of the dwarfs from Phantasm.

My stars are for the pleasant subtext that racism doesnt exist in america.

I think it's cute when faded conservative icons try to become relevant again.

Speaking of which, nobody seems to be caring what Palin has to say about this.

This is for brain-dead shitstains. I don't even have to explain how moronic this douchepile of a commercial is

This makes me hate everyone. Was that what they wanted?