He does appear to have at least one friend. Of course his friend also seems like a sad and weird person as well. But at least the sad weird people have each other.

That hat belongs on a doll, or a small child. If he wants to wear a fedora, wear one from the adult section of the store. Or better yet, go to a men's store and have that head measured. I'm sure there's just enough beavers left on Earth to make a fur felt fedora to accommodate that sucker.