O that this too too sullied flesh would melt,
Brown, and resolve itself into a b.l.t.

The scene with Hamlet is a shocking dramatic twist

It does sound a bit like a 5 1/4" floppy disk looking for the right program.

He sounds and moves like a Dot Matrix printer.

"+1 POINTS OF FUTURE BACON FAT +1 POINTS OF FUTURE BACON FAT..."

The constant noise...

Fittingly, a pug makes the same noise.

Hahaha, because it's a pig!!!

i no rite lol

Sure, the piglet is cute now. What about when it grows up? It won't be as cute once it tops 200 pounds.

mini pigs grow to an average of 55 pounds you fucking cunt.

Potbellied pigs average more like 130-150lbs. Or are there new mutants out there?

Well is my face red.

So not only are you a cunt but you're on the rag too?






Nice.

So these are only snack size? What a rip-off.

Still, I guess you could serve them on a stick.

Stars for chairsforcheap.

you've obviously never tried eating dog meat before, because it can be delicious

This video is about a year or so old....this woman's channel has more recent videos. This little guy grew up to be about the size of an average dog. Still pretty cute, though. Pigs are actually pretty cool pets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniature_pig Some have reached 350 lbs.

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Dived right into it like it was double dare.

You just need a bathtub and some imagination.

But, most people that would want to dive into food wouldn't fit in a normal bathtub.