The mountains behind him are too big.

Innuendo will always have it's place for as long as homophobic catholics put jesus meat in their mouths and then wash it down with his bodily fluids.

I hoppervoted this for the description. Furthermore: 5 stars.

I've always wondered, why are these "benders" always screaming? Is it that they constantly have a hard cock pumping in and out of their ass (if you catch my meaning)?

Far be it from me to vote anything less than a 5 for my imaginary boyfriend, but I think he spent too much time explaining the "1970s Comedy Hospital" routine in too much detail. But 5 anyway, because I want to be the man he comes home to that isn't Robert Webb. *swoooooon*

Bird formations.

Camp Hardwood.