Well that was awful. But all kidding aside, I've had great results using the plexiglas polishes I keep around for building plastic prototypes. They come in about 3 grades, although you can get good results with just the medium one. Total cost about 5 bucks.
Judging by the Q3 Arena jersey, I would place it circa-2000. While a lot has changed since then, the hired sluts pretending they give a shit never change.