Zebras are aggressive assholes, like Shetland ponies or burros.

That's why they tell you to keep your windows up, you dipshit.

For "We do need to tell'm we want our money back"

Wow, the slow-mo really makes this.

I am glad that she got bit.

Oh my that was satisfying.

Zebra gave her a hickey.

That was supposed to be friendly! Not my fault you have pink, naked tissue paper for skin!

The slow mo screaming terrifies my dogs.

"no sir, I didn't like it"

Star withheld for not being a lion.

I got bit by a horse once and it kinda sucked. This girl is lucky it was just a scratch basically...horses and horse-like animals can be dicks.

Dude, do not eat that lady! Think about your heart health!

Meagan VS. Zebra: Zebra wins.

How much you wanna bet she was wearing some body spray that made her smell like DELICIOUS FRUIT

There is a good reason these things were never domesticated.

iiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmm sssssoooooooooo sssssssssccccaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeeddddddddddddd

Dear god, what a whiner. Her first reaction is to screech for sympathy before keeping an eye on the animal that just bit her or shutting the goddamn window.