If you're going to make fun of Steam and its choo-choo-choice of software, pick Railworks. I think it's over ,000 bucks to get everything for the title. Also, you may be in danger of becoming British, if you weren't already.
Oh my golly-wolly. I could only look at the Steam page for that for a few seconds... the longer I stayed, the more it seemed likely I would somehow accidentally buy it all.
My friend tried to gift me train simulator this year. I waited until he got offline and covertly refused the gift back into his mailbox. He still hasn't noticed.