I'm going to buy a stick of Land O' Lakes butter and eat the whole thing. I'll make a video of me doing it wearing a horned viking helm just to spite this guy.
But this guy is trying to go viral and be Internet famous because he seems like he desperately wants to be the next Chris Crocker.
If you came to my house and took my butter you would first have to find it shoved under my mat. I mean in my freezer. The whole fricking half a stick or whatever.
Seriously my butter footprint is minimal, go fucking bug the french.