Catchiest damn jingle ever. A close second is Mr. Bucket and third is Lite Brite.

Stars if you too sang along as soon as clicking play.

Am I the only person who was livid they rhymed "suppertime" with "anytime"?

I bet people bought hot bites on the strength of this jingle alone.

I remember this having a bit of a faster tempo. perhaps from later commercials?

Great. This is going to be in my head all day.

Pfft. The Hot Pockets jingle is more irritating.

I want to eat this pizza but it is *not* on a bagel so I cannot. And I god damn every one of you who are responsible.