This is more depressing than that Thai insurance ad from last week.

Good luck teaching grandma how to use that thing.

'You owe me money.'
'I'm going to wake up in the night and kill you.'
'My little eyes are dead, but I'm always watching, watching.'
Et cetera.

Give Teddy scissors. Teddy is going to cut Mommy's hair while she is sleeping.

Once Grandma had the bear installed, she opted to outsource her grandmotherly duties to a Cambodian call center. Problem solved; off to the casino.

I don't know why, but :58 was giving me some unsettling Metal Gear Solid vibes.

The potential of plushie/furry misuse gets 5 stars.

“I want them there with me; but they can’t be, they’re young children”

It would be a sweet movie if there was highly classified information on that bear and agents were trying to track it down. "WHERE'S THE BEAR!" Stuff like that. And when they get the bear in the end, it saaaaaays.........

"I'm gonna cut you from your twat to your tit!"

for a second I thought the captions were supposed to be the bear's insane and disjointed inner thoughts

THE PHONE IS COLD TO ME

O Superman....

My grandma is mean and cold and would call me a pussyfaggotbitch if I ever told her about this thing.

;____;

How s grandma going to record a message on the bear via phone is the phone is cold to her?

*tickles paw with cock*