Donkey Kooong?!? You're lame.

They were very careful not to show you how the games actually looked.

I can't remember which one of these I had.

"It plays the same!"

Kind of like how a brown rock tastes the "same" as a steak, but whatever trips your trigger.

These were actually really great. They looked amazing and were a great deal of fun. The problem was they were extremely expensive. I envied every kid that had them.

Sir! SIR!! What do you think you're doing? Those are not your arcade machines, you can't just shrink them and give them away! SIR!!!

Can you imagine waking up one day and discovering that Nintendo basically made your superpower useless?

I saw a bunch of these at a thrift store when I was a kid for something like 10 bux a piece. I assumed they were just like the tiger handhelds as they were significantly older. I'd probably had enjoyed them if I knew better.